14 'Oh Elizabeth'

Hey Liz! <- Angry tone.

I like how you want to start a STOG and then get up and decide to use Tumblr.

That's pretty cool of you.

Does this mean I must make a Tumblr? Actually, I've heard it's kind of cool. I think I'm going to check it out.

You should know that I am deeply disappointed in your recent actions.

But don't worry.

I still have an undying love for you.

12 'Chewbacca'

http://shop.neatorama.com/avactis-images/mike-jacobsen-bad-chewie-l.gif

I was searching generic words and I looked up 'bad'.

I found this to be quite hilarious.

I especially love Chewbacca's facial expression.

12 'My Life Is Crazy With A "K"'

You heard it here folks. Life is pretty much the greatest thing that ever lived.

I'm super happy because something is going really well for me and I'm totally planning this awesome idea which should be put into action...NOW!

Kidding.

But imagine if you actually did witness that. I know, right?

Seriously though, I really enjoy what's happening right now and I would love to blog about it but I have to stay vague in case the person who I am currently speaking of reads this blog. Well, they probably don't know it's them either way.

"Everyone, look like your busy!!"
^ This happens to be my quote of the day.

11 'Let There Be STOG'

This is directed to a little lady named Liz Ayotte.

I think that's a fantastic idea.

Frankly, and I'm going to be blunt, it should be about our future lives together.

But how are we going to set it up? WIll I say part of a story and then you write some of it, or what?

Answers please!

P.S. I'm madly in love with our run n' hug.

9 'The Best Moment Of My Life'

Today was pretty normal but, as the end of the day approached, a miraculous miracle happened.

So there I was, walking out of Mrs. Grady-Hebert's last block study hall to my bus because we were let out early. When suddenly, as I rounded the corner, my eyes met a person I had not seen in forever.

It was LIZ!!

So we noticed each other but sadly a bus had to go between us to get in it's place. But once the bus passed us, we began sprinting toward each other at full speed. Eventually we did crash but it was definitely a love-crash-hug.

It was probably one of the greatest moments of my life.

I could have gone into much more detail but I'm tired and I need to do homework right now.

8 'LIZ'

LIZ!

This blog post is meant to spice up your Study Hall.

I'm therefore going to talk about something that's bothering me.

Ha! You think this would be interesting, but it won't be.

So here's the big question: Why does Squidward lack pants?

This is a perfectly ok question to ask. He really should wear pants. You can't just not wear pants.

Psh.

Then again it is a lifestyle choice.

Oh and I encourage you to close your mouth because it probably just subconsciously opened while you were staring at this screen.

It's ok Liz, it happens to the best of us.

8 'Wanna go out?'

Alright, so there is another thing that's bothering me. It's people saying, "You wanna go out?"

I understand that I said this in 7th grade but I'm finally starting to think about it. Honestly, it makes no sense whatsoever. I'm pretty sure the outcome is dating, not 'going out'. 'Going out' is kinda odd to me.

What are we supposed to call it. More importantly, how are we supposed to ask someone?

"Hey, wanna DATE me?"

No.

"Hey, wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Meh.

"Hey, I'm freaking out right now and I have no idea how you're going to react to this question."

At least that last one was honest.

I guess 'going out' will have to do for now.

2 'Disadvantage'

I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.

I'm not sure. If people would just stop being idiots, maybe I wouldn't be worrying about this.

Well, I didn't mean idiot. I meant to say, these people think it's hilarious to make a joke that kind of hurts on the inside. Then the people around them are like, "OH! So-and-so made a funny joke offending someone. I will too because it's the cool thing to do."

I guess I'm to blame too because I just laugh it off, but frankly I'm getting sick of a few certain people. They're just an annoyance. You'd think they would know when to stop but they don't.

They just don't.

They say they will. They say it after every mean thing they say. They apologize. After every mean thing. Like that's supposed to help. They're just pesky comments, but eventually they add up and kinda really bother me.

Pretty neat, huh?

That's pretty much all I have to talk about right now.